I've made a lot of mistakes. I've bonded with some people who use you, and some people that take advantage of you.

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories

I have never understood the Iowa caucus.

People would pay money to work at CNN

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.

If I do something caring for a friend, I have no doubt in my mind they would do it for me.

I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me.

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark.

You make your own luck. Luck is the residue of design.

You cannot talk to people successfully if they think you are not interested in what they have to say or you have no respect for them.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

Anonymous sources are to journalism what silicon enhancements are to the feminine figure; they look impressive to the gullible, but something doesn't feel right.

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

If I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

If you do something, expect consequences