I've worked for 55 years. I'm going to take a little time off, to tell you the truth. It's just that now in the last couple of weeks, Gelman is pouring it on. 'Farewell to Regis!' It's getting embarrassing.

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

If I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

If you do something, expect consequences

There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.

The secret of success is an absolute ungovernable curiosity.

The first rule of my speaking is: listen!

i never learned anything while i was talking.

It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it's very tasty food.

I plan on getting out there and mixing with the crowd. I want to show everyone what happens in Times Square not from a distance, but from right there in the crowd.

I guess people wonder if I'm the same on camera as I am off, and I'm pretty much the same, I really am. But that's always asked of me.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

Im involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.

I guess I'm afraid to retire because I don't know what I would do. I don't know what my talent is. So I don't know. So maybe I'm afraid to stop, but I've got to stop.

As a matter of fact I don't like politics. I really don't. I think it's so jaded now and everybody has to follow the party line.

The original reality show.

A lot of guys really I get the feeling don't care whether you like their show or not, you know. I want people to enjoy what I do, and understand what I'm doing is for their enjoyment, it's all I can ask for.

I try to stay in shape, I work out in the gym, take my vitamins every day, and I guess maybe I have some good genes, but lately Ive been feeling it. You know, after all these years it does catch up with you. But just for now.

When are four women ever happy for another woman getting something they'd love to have? Tell me that.