If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

If you shake my hand, better count your fingers

When I left New York, after getting fired from Metallica, all I remember is that I wanted blood. Theirs.

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

My guitar was a loyal person to me.

I want to write something that makes it easy for young people to look right into the abyss.

David Gilmour can do more with one note than most other guitar players can do with the whole fretboard

Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.

I care more about what God knows than what man says.

Pop and metal aren't friends. Each knows exactly where the other lives and tries to keep its distance. They choose different streets, neighborhoods, zip codes.

If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult.

It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.

Yesterday's answers has nothing to do with today's questions.

Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.

Some people work hard to be something that they're not, and I don't work at all, I'm just me. And that can bother anybody I'm not working nearly as hard as the other guys, and they don't like it.