If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. - Lenny Bruce quotes

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

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