We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.

If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can. Cullen Hightower

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.

It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

Afflictions make the heart more deep, more experimental, more knowing and profound, and so, more able to hold, to contain, and beat more.

Our sins, when laid upon Christ, were yet personally ours, not his; so his righteousness, when put upon us, is yet personally his, not ours.

Great grace and small gifts are better than great gifts and no grace.

One leak will sink a ship: and one sin will destroy a sinner.