Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits quotes

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Author: Tom Waits

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Tom Waits Quotes - I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

Author: Tom Waits

Tom Waits Quotes - If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

Author: Tom Waits

Tom Waits Quotes - Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.

Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.

Author: Tom Waits

Tom Waits Quotes - I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

Author: Tom Waits

Tom Waits Quotes - If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.

If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.

Author: Tom Waits

Tom Waits Quotes - Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.

Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.

Author: Tom Waits

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