I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.

I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.

Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.

As much as I love Slipknot, I don't want that to carry over into what I do for Stone Sour. I want both bands to stand on their own.

I still harbor lingering doubts about most people. I guess I always will.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.