There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.

The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.

As much as I love Slipknot, I don't want that to carry over into what I do for Stone Sour. I want both bands to stand on their own.

I still harbor lingering doubts about most people. I guess I always will.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.

It is always the nights you cannot remember that eventually become the stories you don’t forget.

Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.

I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

You have to get to the next level, or you're gonna get stuck where you are for the rest of your life.