Look at the Justice Department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews.

The Jewish cabal is out to get me.

Those who hate us only win if we hate them back

If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything.

The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word "crisis." One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity.

You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.

If the President does it, it can't be illegal.

Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.

The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

Publicly, we say one thing....Actually, we do another.

I would have made a good pope.

Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.

If you take no risks, you will suffer no defeats. But if you take no risks, you win no victories.

The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.

The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire.

The important thing is that we maintain plausible deniability.

The man of thought who will not act is ineffective; the man of action who will not think is dangerous.

Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while.