Capitalism works better than it sounds, while socialism sounds better than it works.

Publicly, we say one thing....Actually, we do another.

I would have made a good pope.

Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.

If you take no risks, you will suffer no defeats. But if you take no risks, you win no victories.

The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.

The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire.

The important thing is that we maintain plausible deniability.

The man of thought who will not act is ineffective; the man of action who will not think is dangerous.

Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while.

Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second rate president.

There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.

Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

I didn't do anything wrong and I promise to never do it again.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

I know you heard what you thought I said, but what I said isn't what I meant.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

If you say the Holy Rosary every day, with a spirit of faith and love, our Lady will make sure she leads you very far along her Son's path.

For everyone, whatever his state--single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love.