I have never seen someone point after point that just gives it everything.

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

Be happy. If you're successful but unhappy, that's emptiness.

If Serena Williams played the men's circuit she'd be like 700 in the world.

It's been predictable, in the sense of 'expect the unexpected'.

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

I am not a monster. I'm not all bad. Maybe 10 percent. I think I'm 90 percent good.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.

As they say in sports, the older you get, the better you used to be.

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.

You cannot be serious!

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things.