Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

I am not a monster. I'm not all bad. Maybe 10 percent. I think I'm 90 percent good.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

I have never seen someone point after point that just gives it everything.

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.

As they say in sports, the older you get, the better you used to be.

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.

You cannot be serious!

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things.

Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you choose to be happy.

It doesn't matter how much you want. What really matters is how much you want it.

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive. It's leadership.

Remember why you started, remember where you're headed, think of how great it will be to get there, and keep going.