Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' - Emo Philips quotes

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Author: Emo Philips

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Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I’d have the facts.

Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I’d have the facts.

You children made Walter Cunningham stand in my shoes for a minute. That was enough.

You children made Walter Cunningham stand in my shoes for a minute. That was enough.

Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they’re not attracting attention with it.

Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they’re not attracting attention with it.

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

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