I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy. - Emo Philips quotes

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

Author: Emo Philips

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Harper Lee Quotes - You children made Walter Cunningham stand in my shoes for a minute. That was enough.

You children made Walter Cunningham stand in my shoes for a minute. That was enough.

Author: Harper Lee

Harper Lee Quotes - Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they’re not attracting attention with it.

Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they’re not attracting attention with it.

Author: Harper Lee

Emo Philips Quotes - Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Author: Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quotes - At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Author: Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quotes - How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Author: Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quotes - I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

Author: Emo Philips

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