I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

Don’t you study about other folks’s business till you take care of your own.

Don’t see how any jury could convict on what we heard.

Atticus ain’t ever whipped me since I can remember. I want to keep it that way.

I thought I wanted to be a lawyer but I ain’t so sure now!

There are some men in this world who are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us. Your father’s one of them.

Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I’d have the facts.

You children made Walter Cunningham stand in my shoes for a minute. That was enough.

Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they’re not attracting attention with it.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.