Author: Emo Philips
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.
The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
