I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one. - Emo Philips quotes

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

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Emo Philips Quotes - At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

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Emo Philips Quotes - How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

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Emo Philips Quotes - The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

Author: Emo Philips

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