I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me. - Emo Philips quotes

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

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Emo Philips Quotes - The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

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Emo Philips Quotes - Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Author: Emo Philips

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