Author: Emo Philips
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.
The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
