Author: Emo Philips
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
