The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer. - Emo Philips quotes

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.

I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.

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Emo Philips Quotes - Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

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Emo Philips Quotes - My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

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