Author: Emo Philips
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
