Author: Emo Philips
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
