I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ. - Emo Philips quotes

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

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Emo Philips Quotes - The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

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Emo Philips Quotes - Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

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Emo Philips Quotes - My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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Emo Philips Quotes - You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.

I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.

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Emo Philips Quotes - I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

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