Author: Emo Philips
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?
I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.
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Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
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Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
