A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips quotes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Author: Emo Philips

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Emo Philips Quotes - I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

Author: Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quotes - So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

Author: Emo Philips

Emo Philips Quotes - Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Author: Emo Philips

Betty White Quotes - Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

Author: Betty White

Betty White Quotes - Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Author: Betty White

Betty White Quotes - One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

Author: Betty White

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