Author: Betty White
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Good Night Messages for Wife
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.
I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
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