Author: Betty White
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Author: Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.
I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.
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