One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old. - Betty White quotes

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

Author: Betty White

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Emo Philips Quotes - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Author: Emo Philips

Betty White Quotes - Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

Author: Betty White

Betty White Quotes - Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Author: Betty White

Betty White Quotes - I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

Author: Betty White

Betty White Quotes - Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

Author: Betty White

Betty White Quotes - Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Author: Betty White

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