I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

There is no fool like an old fool.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.