I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

There is no fool like an old fool.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.