Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Betty White

There is no fool like an old fool.

There is no fool like an old fool.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

You're never too old for anything!

You're never too old for anything!

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.