I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

Betty White

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

You're never too old for anything!

You're never too old for anything!

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.