You know you've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution

You know you've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution

Abraham Lincoln

I do not boast that God is on my side, I humbly pray that I am on God's side.

I do not boast that God is on my side, I humbly pray that I am on God's side.

What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.

Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.

Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.

The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.

The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.

The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.

The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.

Allow me to assure you, that suspicion and jealousy never did help any man in any situation.

Allow me to assure you, that suspicion and jealousy never did help any man in any situation.

Our reliance is in the love of liberty which God has planted in our bosoms.

Our reliance is in the love of liberty which God has planted in our bosoms.

We know nothing of what will happen in future, but by the analogy of experience.

We know nothing of what will happen in future, but by the analogy of experience.

Don't kneel to me, that is not right. You must kneel to God only, and thank Him for the liberty you will hereafter enjoy.

Don't kneel to me, that is not right. You must kneel to God only, and thank Him for the liberty you will hereafter enjoy.

The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.

The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.

The only assurance of our nation's safety is to lay our foundation in morality and religion.

The only assurance of our nation's safety is to lay our foundation in morality and religion.

I shall adopt new views as fast as they shall appear to be true views.

I shall adopt new views as fast as they shall appear to be true views.

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay.

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay.

Whatever уоu are, bе а good one.

Whatever уоu are, bе а good one.

Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.

Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.