A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Funny Anniversary Wishes

I wish both of you a thousand years of happy married life. May the joy of this day stay with forever and until the last breath. Happy wedding anniversary!

I wish both of you a thousand years of happy married life. May the joy of this day stay with forever and until the last breath. Happy wedding anniversary!

Every day, continue to love each other more and more, wish you countless happy memories, Happy 3rd Anniversary.

Every day, continue to love each other more and more, wish you countless happy memories, Happy 3rd Anniversary.

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day

Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day

Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late

Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary

Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!

Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!

A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!

A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.