40+ Best Funny Anniversary Wishes and Messages

Looking for a funny way to tell your loved one happy anniversary? Check out these funny anniversary wishes images that you can copy and download. They're sure to get a laugh and make your loved one feel special.

Short Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

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Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.

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My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

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Heart Touching Funny Anniversary Wishes

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary

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Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

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Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

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Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.

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All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.

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Simple Funny Anniversary Wishes

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

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Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops.

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Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!

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Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

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Touching Funny Anniversary Wishes

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!

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One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.

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Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.

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I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.

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On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!

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Special Funny Anniversary Wishes

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

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Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.

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Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.

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Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!

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Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend!

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Meaningful Funny Anniversary Wishes

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.

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A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!

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Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!

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Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary

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I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

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Unique Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery

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Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

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A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

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Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

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Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary! - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

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Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late

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Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day

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Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you. - Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

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