Funny Anniversary Wishes and Messages

My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops.

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary

Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!

Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.

Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.

I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.

On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.

Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.

Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.

Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!

Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend!

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.

A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!

Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary

I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late

Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.