I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary

Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!

A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.

Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend!

Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!