Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary

Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!

A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.

Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend!

Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.

Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.

Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!

I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.

Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.

One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.

Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.