Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.

Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.

Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!

I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.

Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.

One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.

Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary

Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!