Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.

Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.

Funny Anniversary Wishes

One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.

One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.

Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.

All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway. Happy Anniversary

Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!

Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops.

Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops.

My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

I could not think of a better gift than a ring with our initials and the date on it for our first engagement anniversary. Happy Anniversary my beautiful soulmate.

I could not think of a better gift than a ring with our initials and the date on it for our first engagement anniversary. Happy Anniversary my beautiful soulmate.

Happy Engagement anniversary, dear brother. I hope you are ever ending love and happiness. My warm wishes are always with you both.

Happy Engagement anniversary, dear brother. I hope you are ever ending love and happiness. My warm wishes are always with you both.

You guys are such a beautiful couple who makes relationships look like bliss, you guys deserve the best days of happiness in life. Wish you a very happy anniversary!

You guys are such a beautiful couple who makes relationships look like bliss, you guys deserve the best days of happiness in life. Wish you a very happy anniversary!