You know you've hit middle age when your back is hairier than your head.

You know you've hit middle age when your back is hairier than your head.

Funny Birthday Wishes

Wishing my sweet baby girl a fabulous birthday

Wishing my sweet baby girl a fabulous birthday

Happy birthday to someone who’s a fantastic coworker and an even better friend.

Happy birthday to someone who’s a fantastic coworker and an even better friend.

Wishing you a birthday that’s as special as you are! I would give you the world if I could.

Wishing you a birthday that’s as special as you are! I would give you the world if I could.

I hope you know how much you’re appreciated, today and every day!

I hope you know how much you’re appreciated, today and every day!

You’ve done a great job bringing our team together over this past year I’m so happy to be working alongside you

You’ve done a great job bringing our team together over this past year I’m so happy to be working alongside you

Never not looking up to you! You inspire me on the daily.

Never not looking up to you! You inspire me on the daily.

I've already alerted the fire department, so go ahead and light the candles on your cake.

I've already alerted the fire department, so go ahead and light the candles on your cake.

You might be prehistoric  but at least you're not extinct

You might be prehistoric but at least you're not extinct

May you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.

May you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.

It’s your birthday! You're now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn.

It’s your birthday! You're now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn.

my life. The stars shine wherever you go. Happy Birthday my all.

my life. The stars shine wherever you go. Happy Birthday my all.

There is no need for a special day to remind me how special you are and how important you are

There is no need for a special day to remind me how special you are and how important you are

The moon and the stars are not enough to express my love for you. Have a wonderful birthday

The moon and the stars are not enough to express my love for you. Have a wonderful birthday

It is easy to fall in love with you. And staying in love with you is even easier. I love celebrating

It is easy to fall in love with you. And staying in love with you is even easier. I love celebrating

I can’t believe you are almost getting grey hair. No wonder I am late in wishing you a happy birthday. Happy late birthday.

I can’t believe you are almost getting grey hair. No wonder I am late in wishing you a happy birthday. Happy late birthday.

Too bad that my punctual birthday message wasn't part of the big day. However, I hope you had an incredible birthday.

Too bad that my punctual birthday message wasn't part of the big day. However, I hope you had an incredible birthday.

A belated birthday wishes that your life may be filled with joy, peace and the love that you deserve.

A belated birthday wishes that your life may be filled with joy, peace and the love that you deserve.

Happy belated birthday and happy early birthday for next year. Now you won't have to say I got late next year. Have fun dear.

Happy belated birthday and happy early birthday for next year. Now you won't have to say I got late next year. Have fun dear.