Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

Funny Birthday Wishes

  At least this time don't offer us these quick street snacks... We want a full-fledged party! Also, Happy Birthday!

At least this time don't offer us these quick street snacks... We want a full-fledged party! Also, Happy Birthday!

  Birthday Greetings, mate! Do you know something? Everyone needs a supportive colleague, who understands them as no one else does... Thank god you have me!

Birthday Greetings, mate! Do you know something? Everyone needs a supportive colleague, who understands them as no one else does... Thank god you have me!

  Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Candles are years
Happy Birthday to you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Candles are years Happy Birthday to you!

  Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

  Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.

Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.

  Blow me, says your lighted candle! Happy birthday buddy.

Blow me, says your lighted candle! Happy birthday buddy.

  Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses!

Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses!

  Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.

Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.

  Dear hubby,
You define my past and my future.
And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

Dear hubby, You define my past and my future. And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

  Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

  I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

  I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

  I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

  Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

  Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

  Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

  Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

  Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!