Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

Dear hubby, You define my past and my future. And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles!

Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.

You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.

Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!

So where do you plan to spend your birthday at? The dentist’s place or at the chiropractor’s? Happy Birthday, dear!

Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old with 32 years of working experience.