Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!

Funny Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.

Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles!

Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.

You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.

So where do you plan to spend your birthday at? The dentist’s place or at the chiropractor’s? Happy Birthday, dear!

Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old with 32 years of working experience.

In case you feel lonely, neglected, unloved or simply forgotten, they say you should just take a loan and miss a few payments. Or better, just change your birthday to tomorrow on Facebook!

Happy ‘two minutes of intense awkwardness when people sing around, and you have a hold on to that smile all that while!’

You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!

The worst thing about your birthday is that everybody knows we grew up together and it reveals my age too. But still, happy birthday to my all-time bestie.