In case you feel lonely, neglected, unloved or simply forgotten, they say you should just take a loan and miss a few payments. Or better, just change your birthday to tomorrow on Facebook!

Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles!

Happy birthday dude. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun.

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.

You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.

Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!

So where do you plan to spend your birthday at? The dentist’s place or at the chiropractor’s? Happy Birthday, dear!

Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old with 32 years of working experience.

Happy ‘two minutes of intense awkwardness when people sing around, and you have a hold on to that smile all that while!’

You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!

The worst thing about your birthday is that everybody knows we grew up together and it reveals my age too. But still, happy birthday to my all-time bestie.

Wishing you another great year with newer wrinkles and greyer hairs.

Feel free to share them on your social networks or directly with the person celebrating your anniversary.

Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture, technology, and your looks.

May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix.

When you can’t run for years, jog; when you can’t jog, walk; When you can not walk, use a cane. But don’t stop! Happy Birthday 🙂

Laugh and smile all you want while you have teeth left. Happy Birthday.