Welcome to that age when you forget your age. Happy Birthday.

Happy ‘two minutes of intense awkwardness when people sing around, and you have a hold on to that smile all that while!’

You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!

The worst thing about your birthday is that everybody knows we grew up together and it reveals my age too. But still, happy birthday to my all-time bestie.

Wishing you another great year with newer wrinkles and greyer hairs.

Feel free to share them on your social networks or directly with the person celebrating your anniversary.

Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture, technology, and your looks.

May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix.

When you can’t run for years, jog; when you can’t jog, walk; When you can not walk, use a cane. But don’t stop! Happy Birthday 🙂

Laugh and smile all you want while you have teeth left. Happy Birthday.

Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

If I don’t give you anything this year, don’t be offended, I’m saving for next. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to one of the most tolerable people in the news from my personal Facebook account.

I hope your birthday is as amazing as what your current life appears to be on social media.

Happy birthday to someone I already said happy birthday to personally.

Happy birthday to someone who was not welcomed into the world via tweet or a Facebook update.

Sorry, we forgot about your birthday. I am sorry that you were excited about the possibility that we would be planning a surprise party for you. Happy birthday late, and let’s celebrate sometime on the weekend.