I wanted to write you the funniest of all the Funny Birthday Wishes, but to me that of congratulations, I prefer to wait to see you at your celebration and make you happy in person. Postscript, this is copied from the internet.
Hello, I am the first of the messages that you will receive today; if not, you can pretend that I am; that way, you would make me very happy. May God bless you on this long-awaited day and fill you with joy today.
I had spent a few hours wanting to give you something beautiful, expensive and that you liked a lot, but I remembered that I could better save that money and send you a few sentences to congratulate you and wish you my best wishes.
Today I want to send my anniversary greetings to a person that I do not love much, but that destiny put in my life, today I want to congratulate your anniversary to the ugliest person in the world, to you.
Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. I hope you can continue to celebrate the years on my side. I love you so much, honey.
Today I finally receive my cell phone case by mail. Aaaa and it is also the day of your birthday. I wish you blessings and happiness with your family.
Today we value the beauty of love, the beauty of hugging each other. I think that in this way it could go unnoticed that I forgot to buy your gift again.
Today I woke up feeling like a Chinese food sauce, in a bittersweet sensation, sweet for being your birthday, sour for seeing you grow old so quickly.
Have a lot of fun on your birthday, let’s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy, but don’t forget to enjoy that you were never so old.
My elders said that years are like snot. The more you have, the harder it is for you to breathe. Enjoy this very special and beautiful day. God bless you and your snot!
How many fun moments I remember, how many birthdays together, but if I remember correctly, I never gave you anything on any birthday, because as you know, I am a person of customs, another year will be.
On this special day, my birthday greetings are addressed to a person who has made my life a joy, a person who made all my days special and fun times that you fulfill many more.
Today I can write to you with the most beautiful sentences. But with how lazy I am, you will still be left wanting. That you keep in mind that for that reason, I do not love you less, that you know that I love you, that for you, I would even be able to walk barefoot around the house.
Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring.
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad.
Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news.
Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth.
It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider.