I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it.

Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news.

Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth.

It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider.

Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift.

The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust?

Did you just turn a year older? I feel your pain, I really do. But don’t worry because we are all in this boat called Life together.

I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first.

The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours.

Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.

As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.

The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.

All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.

I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.

Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.

If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.

Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.