On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift.
The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust?
Did you just turn a year older? I feel your pain, I really do. But don’t worry because we are all in this boat called Life together.
I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first.
I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it.
The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours.
Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.
As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.
All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.
I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.
Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.
If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.
Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.
We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.
A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.
Don’t be too happy about the many candles on your cake. They just signify that you’re getting older.
The only cool thing about turning older is that you can claim to be mature, even though you are not.