We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.

The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours.

Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.

As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.

The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.

All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.

I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.

Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.

If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.

Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.

A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.

Don’t be too happy about the many candles on your cake. They just signify that you’re getting older.

The only cool thing about turning older is that you can claim to be mature, even though you are not.

It is believed that as people turn older, they tend to get choosier and pickier. That is why I played it safe and got you an Amazon gift card so you can satiate your idiosyncrasies and buy something that you really want.

If you were a cell phone, I think it would have been time to give you an upgrade.

On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing.

Adding yet another year to your age is probably the worst thing that has happened in your life so far. And guess what, it will keep happening again and again, and again.