A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.

A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever.

Funny Birthday Wishes

  Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.

Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever.

  As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.

As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror.

  The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.

The only reason I tolerate you all year round, is because you throw awesome birthday parties.

  All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.

All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you don’t have friends like me to enjoy them. Happy birthday and thanks for the invite.

  I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.

I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. But the only social norm that I don’t mind is attending birthday parties.

  Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.

Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old.

  If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.

If you get old so fast, no one will believe that we are friends, so slow down.

  Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.

Most people say that age and maturity are directly proportional. You must be an exception.

  We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.

We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying.

  Don’t be too happy about the many candles on your cake. They just signify that you’re getting older.

Don’t be too happy about the many candles on your cake. They just signify that you’re getting older.

  The only cool thing about turning older is that you can claim to be mature, even though you are not.

The only cool thing about turning older is that you can claim to be mature, even though you are not.

  It is believed that as people turn older, they tend to get choosier and pickier. That is why I played it safe and got you an Amazon gift card so you can satiate your idiosyncrasies and buy something that you really want.

It is believed that as people turn older, they tend to get choosier and pickier. That is why I played it safe and got you an Amazon gift card so you can satiate your idiosyncrasies and buy something that you really want.

  If you were a cell phone, I think it would have been time to give you an upgrade.

If you were a cell phone, I think it would have been time to give you an upgrade.

  On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing.

On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing.

  Adding yet another year to your age is probably the worst thing that has happened in your life so far. And guess what, it will keep happening again and again, and again.

Adding yet another year to your age is probably the worst thing that has happened in your life so far. And guess what, it will keep happening again and again, and again.

  Love of my life, May God shower you with all the happiness of earth and heavens.

Love of my life, May God shower you with all the happiness of earth and heavens.

  I am so lucky to have you, love. Happy birthday!

I am so lucky to have you, love. Happy birthday!

  My soulmate, happy birthday! Stay happy and keep smiling.

My soulmate, happy birthday! Stay happy and keep smiling.