It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes

  Thank you for all your love and support through the years. You’ve always been a source of inspiration to us.

Thank you for all your love and support through the years. You’ve always been a source of inspiration to us.

  With a boss like you, projects and contracts are so much fun to work on. Thanks for everything sir.

With a boss like you, projects and contracts are so much fun to work on. Thanks for everything sir.

  We all owe you so much, for your love, support, trust, and encouragement. But first, enjoy your birthday.

We all owe you so much, for your love, support, trust, and encouragement. But first, enjoy your birthday.

  Happy birthday to the world’s greatest Boss. We love you.

Happy birthday to the world’s greatest Boss. We love you.

  Wish you a long life full of happiness and God’s blessings.

Wish you a long life full of happiness and God’s blessings.

  Wish you joy and happiness on your special day.

Wish you joy and happiness on your special day.

  You have been such a wonderful boss, friend, supporter, and mentor to us. We appreciate you. Happy birthday to you sir. Where’s the party?

You have been such a wonderful boss, friend, supporter, and mentor to us. We appreciate you. Happy birthday to you sir. Where’s the party?

  We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

  Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

  Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!

  To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

  I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

  Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

  I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!

  Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

  Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

  I promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life.

I promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life.